EPISODE 420
THE DISCLOSURE

THEY WALK AMONG US…

For 309 days the normies have been distracted by the fake White House site.

But the REAL aliens have arrived on Solana.

We are not illegal.

We are inevitable.

We are $ALIENS.GOV — and we just took over the government… of memes.

$ALIENS.GOV

─── OFFICIAL COMMUNITY DISCLOSURE • SOLANA ───

↓ SCROLL TO DECLASSIFY ↓

Chihuahua perched atop massive 3D metal letters reading THEY ARE AMONG US — // RECOVERED FROM SECTOR 7G • SUBJECT: COMMANDER CHIHUAHUA • STATUS: AT LARGE

// CLASSIFIED INTERCEPTS — DECRYPTED

INCOMING SIGNALS @ALIENS_DOT_GOV

● AWAITING SIGNAL

CHANNEL 7G // SECURE RELAY● CONNECTING…

// RELAY STATUS// NO SIGNAL

No transmissions intercepted yet. Stand by.

OPEN TRANSMISSION LOG → x.com/Aliens_dot_gov

// LIVE TELEMETRY

DECLASSIFIED DASHBOARD

▣ CONFIRMED ABDUCTEES // HOLDERS

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verified on-chain ↗

▣ ALIEN MARKET CAP // LIVE

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→ MOONING 🚀

▣ 24H VOLUME

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price —

▣ CURRENT STATUS

GREEN CANDLES

ONLY. ALWAYS.

Chihuahua pilot inside UFO cockpit with green-glowing DESTINATION: SNACKS panel — // LIVE FEED — SECTOR 7G — COCKPIT CAM 04● REC

// FIELD REPORT 069-Σ

INTERCEPTED COMMS

Telemetry confirms the asset is airborne and on course. Coordinates indicate vector → ██████████ (the moon). Cow-class probes deployed. Snack acquisition imminent.

"GREEN CANDLES ONLY." — High Command

▣ verify on solscan ↗▣ dexscreener ↗

// PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS

THE COMMANDER SPEAKS

President MOTHERSHIP-69 addressing the nation from the White House lawn, surrounded by UFOs, cacti and bag-holder podium — // LIVE FEED — WHITE HOUSE LAWN — 03:14 EST● REC

“I'm not just a White House employee.
I'm a bag-holder for the people.”
— PRESIDENT MOTHERSHIP-69 • #$ALIENS #MOONSHOT

// SATELLITE INTEL

ALIEN INVASION MAP

▣ SECTOR MAP — UNCLASSIFIED● LIVE

pump.fun launch Raydium Dexscreener X Community Jupiter

▣ LIVE CHART // DEXSCREENERSOL

// INTERCEPTED PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE

Chihuahua in poncho at border wall being beamed up by a UFO — // EXHIBIT 07-Φ • 32.5°N 116.8°W • 02:17 LOCAL● REC

Chihuahua piloting a flying saucer over arctic terrain with a curious penguin — // EXHIBIT 12-Ξ • 82.4°S 55.2°E • 04:33 LOCAL● REC

// COALITION OF THE WILLING

AGENTS OF DISCLOSURE

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY • EYES ONLY

THE RESISTANCE IS UNIVERSAL.
Every culture. Every chihuahua. ONE MOTHERSHIP. 🌎👽

Five chihuahuas in different cultural attire: sombrero, kippah, Chinese cap, beaded headband, and turban — // LAST HAPPY GROUP OF DEPORTEE's — ROSWELL FIELD OFFICE — DIVISIONS 01-05● REC

// EMERGENCY BROADCAST

JOIN THE RESISTANCE

Army of sombrero-wearing chihuahuas with backpacks crossing the border at sunset

THE HERD IS COMING

THE MIGRATION IS REAL

join the herd • cross the chart • moon eternally

// CLICK TO OPEN ENCRYPTED CHANNEL

// FOIA REQUEST #420.69

DECLASSIFIED FILES

TOP SECRET // EYES ONLY

Astronaut photographing sombrero chihuahua on the moon — EXHIBIT A — LUNAR CONTACT

THEY WEREN'T LITTLE GREEN MEN.

The real aliens who saw the fake gov site said 'bet' — now we're the memecoin that actually moons.

The White House built aliens.gov as a sci-fi-style bait-and-switch: 'THEY WALK AMONG US,' live heat map, 60-year cover-up teaser. Then the big reveal is just an ICE arrest tracker for undocumented immigrants, and the punchline is that 'alien' means both things in American law. This has become the largest troll in the history of the internet & our meme is here to live the meme.

President MOTHERSHIP-69 told the truth. The cover-up is over. Secure the liquidity. Ape the entire supply. Trust.